The Carlos Boozer Playbook: Part 1 - How to Score in the Post

Step 1

Recieve Ball in Post

Step 2

Contemplate Options

"Ehhhh, do I really want to make a stupid post move?"

Step 3a

"lol nope"

Step 3b

"Ughhhh, I mean, I guess so"

Step 4a

What he thinks will happen when he makes a move

"loud noise!!!"

Step 4b

What usually happens when he tries to make a move

"shit"

"shit"

"shit"

"shit"

"lol I have no idea what I'm doing"