Thursday, January 17, 2013

Style and Shag: The Best and Worst Hair of the NBA

Seriously...look at this shit.

Spencer Hawes, F/C Philadelphia 76ers

2013 AWARD: Worst Hair in the NBA

Let's get this out of the way first.  Spencer Hawes has, by far, the worst hair in the league.  It's a shaggy, trash mullet usually reserved for Wal-Marts in the south.  I really don't know why anyone who is seen by hundreds of thousands of people on a daily basis would walk around like this.  Here are my theories:
  1. He lost a bet to one of his liberal teammates on the presidential election and is now forced to sport this cut for the rest of the season.
  2. Someone shaved the sides of head while he was sleeping and he just hasn't checked a mirror since.
  3. No other hairstyle goes with his trash 'stache as well.
  4. He thinks it is funny and is being "ironic".
  5. He enjoys the flop sweat the mullet provides.

With that nastiness out of the way, let's take a look at the rest of the best and worst stylings in the NBA.