Carlos Boozer's Head Poorly Photoshopped onto Kate Upton's Body for No Reason

Told you

GIMME DAT

"GIMME DAT"

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"GIMME DAT"

The Carlos Boozer Playbook: Part 3 - How Carlos Boozer Decides What to Yell

The Boozer Yell in action

The Carlos Boozer Playbook: Part 2 - How to Make a Jumpshot

Step 1

Receive Ball

Step 2

Square Up and Act Like You Are Going to Drive to the Hoop

Step 3

Shoot a Jumper Straight up in the Air with the Ball Way Behind Your Head

The Carlos Boozer Playbook: Part 1 - How to Score in the Post

Step 1

Recieve Ball in Post

Step 2

Contemplate Options

"Ehhhh, do I really want to make a stupid post move?"

2010-2011 Bulls Roster Looking Very Promising

With free agent acquisitions of Carlos Boozer, Kyle Korver, and Ronnie Brewer the Bulls are in very good position to not suck next year. In fact I will be very surprised if this team doesn't surpass 50 wins barring major injuries (see histories of Deng, Luol & Boozer, Carlos).

As of right now the roster will look something like this:
PG: Rose/backup yet to be signed
SG: Brewer/Korver
SF: Deng/Korver/James Johnson
PF: Boozer/Taj
C: Noah/Asik/backup yet to be signed

This is a very versatile lineup that should match up with most teams in the league. There's no reason we shouldn't win the division and be one of the top 3 or 4 teams in the East. But as with every team in the league, there are still strengths and weaknesses that need to be addressed.