Shit Stacey King Says: Thursday, April 26, 2012 Bulls vs. Cavs

Every Bulls Game, Stacey King yells a bunch of things

 about a bunch of things and I write them down here.

"Catch phrase!"

• "Ah ha ha ha. He had an acceptance speech out there. Oh my goodness." - Scalabrine was trying to get the crowd pumped up with a speech before the game
• "    " - C.J. Watson hit the side of the backboard on a wide open corner 3 and somehow Stacey didn't say anything
• "There we go. The Turkish Hammer." - Omer Asik put back. Stacey seems bored tonight. He's not even yelling when he says things.
• "Watch yourself." - Taj Gibson had a pretty nice dunk. Seriously, Stacey is just mailing this one in.
• "Ohh, that's a nice move by the rookie. Jumpin' Jimmy Butler. Goes from one side of the court to the other." - Jimmy Butler reverse layup. Stacey didn't even raise his voice. Someone get this dude a Red Bull.
• "He's not the microwave. He's the easy bake oven." - Stacey's response to Neil Funk's comment about John Lucas III shooting a bunch this game
• "Ohhhh...no soup for you." - Noah with a block
• "Mike JAMES....who, Neil? ... Neil, when I say 'Mike James who?', you say Mike James. ...All right that's what I'm talkin' about. You gotta stay with me there." - Mike James 3 pointer

Shit Stacey King Says: January 20, 2012 Bulls @ Cavs

Every Bulls game, Stacey King yells a bunch of things

 about a bunch of things and I write them down here.

"Catch Phrase!"

• "Heeeeere's Johnny!" John Lucas III made a jumper.
• "Hop aboard the Booz cruise" Carlos Boozer made a layup.
• "Well, Funk, you know what I call that: Heart, hustle, and muscle." On Taj and Noah continuing to play after rolling their ankles.
• "CJ Watson. Elementary, my dear." CJ Watson used a crossover to go by someone.
• "Mouse in the house. Free cheese, Funk." Rip Hamilton scored an and-one by posting up a smaller defender.
• "I don't block a lot of shots, but when I do, it's yours." Stacey talking as if he were Luol Deng after Deng's block on Omri Caspi.
• "Can I get some butter with that roll, CJ WAT-SON-AH?!" CJ made a layup
• "Hah, I think he forgot the rim was 10 feet. Is he shooting on a nerf hoop?" Ramon Sessions bricked a layup.
• "WHAT'S HIS NAME?! MIKE JAMES!" Mike James with an and-one
• "If you're scared go buy a dog, Neil Funk." Talking about Luke Harangody pump faking too much.
• "Yes sir. The White Mamba strikes." Scalabrine hits a jumper.