Shit Stacey King Says: Thursday, April 26, 2012 Bulls vs. Cavs

Every Bulls Game, Stacey King yells a bunch of things

 about a bunch of things and I write them down here.

"Catch phrase!"

• "Ah ha ha ha. He had an acceptance speech out there. Oh my goodness." - Scalabrine was trying to get the crowd pumped up with a speech before the game
• "    " - C.J. Watson hit the side of the backboard on a wide open corner 3 and somehow Stacey didn't say anything
• "There we go. The Turkish Hammer." - Omer Asik put back. Stacey seems bored tonight. He's not even yelling when he says things.
• "Watch yourself." - Taj Gibson had a pretty nice dunk. Seriously, Stacey is just mailing this one in.
• "Ohh, that's a nice move by the rookie. Jumpin' Jimmy Butler. Goes from one side of the court to the other." - Jimmy Butler reverse layup. Stacey didn't even raise his voice. Someone get this dude a Red Bull.
• "He's not the microwave. He's the easy bake oven." - Stacey's response to Neil Funk's comment about John Lucas III shooting a bunch this game
• "Ohhhh...no soup for you." - Noah with a block
• "Mike JAMES....who, Neil? ... Neil, when I say 'Mike James who?', you say Mike James. ...All right that's what I'm talkin' about. You gotta stay with me there." - Mike James 3 pointer

Shit Stacey King Says: April 25, 2012 Bulls at Pacers

Every Bulls Game, Stacey King yells a bunch of things

 about a bunch of things and I write them down here.

"Catch phrase!"

• "He was late getting over there, but he was early for that jumper right in his face" - Korver jump shot over Dahntay Jones
• "Elementary, my dear Watson." - C.J. Watson jump shot
• "Get the pistols poppin'. There he is." - Noah made a jump shot
• "Oh, Luol Deng-gerous." - Luol Deng jumper
• "Oh, he's passing out tickets to the Booze Cruise." - Boozer jumper
• "Woahhh, watch yo headdd." - Taj Gibson dunk

Shit Stacey King Says: April 16, 2012 Bulls vs. Wizards

Every game, Stacey King yells a bunch of things

about a bunch of things and I write them down here.

"Catch phrase!"

• "I tell you what watch your head there, Mr. Seraphin." - Noah dunks on Seraphin
• "Cartier Martin with the...with the lasso on Jimmy Butler." - Martin fouls Butler by dragging him to the floor.
• "*part growl* Ohhhhhhhh....JUMPIN' Jimmy Butler." - Korver alley oop to Butler
• "If there's an MVP for benches, the Bulls bench would be the MVP." - Stacey gushing over the bench mob
• "*part growl* CEEEEJAYYY WATTTSSSSONAHHH" - CJ Watson 3 pointer
• "Ah who's that masked man right there?" - Rip Hamilton long jumper
• "He's got some long fingers. He got those Arsenio Hall fingers." - Chris Singleton gets a finger tip on Rip's jump shot.

Shit Stacey King Says: April 15, 2012 Bulls at Pistions

Every game, Stacey King yells a bunch of things

about a bunch of things and I write them down here.

"Catch phrase!"

• "Put him in the spin cycle, Neil Funk." - Boozer did his little spin move in the post
• "*part growl* Ohhhh...CeeeJayyy Watttsssoonnnahhh" - CJ hit a pull up 3
• "There it is - heart, hustle, and muscle. Joakim Noah." - Noah tipped the ball twice and got it to go in
• "*part growl* Ohhhh....Riiiippp" - Rip Hamilton 3
• "Derrick Rose just threw Brandon Knight down like a rag doll. ...I mean get in the weight room." - Derrick Rose threw Brandon Knight Down like a rag doll trying to come off a screen on offense.
• "That was *part growl* nasssstaayyyyy" - Jason Maxiell with a nasty put back
• "*part growl* Roonnnnie Brewah. Gave a little look away to Kyle Korver, everybody went to Kyle, opened up like the Red Sea." - Brewer fake pass to Korver and then a dunk
• "I tell you what..." - Stacey King says this before basically any analysis.
• "He's open as soon as he gets off the bus." - Kyle Kover 3 pointer

Shit Stacey King Says: January 25, 2012 Bulls vs. Pacers

Every Bulls game, Stacey King yells a bunch of things

 about a bunch of things and I write them down here.

"Catch phrase!"

• "You're head is too small to do a bobble-head." Stacey with a classic zinger on Neil Funk
• "He forgot to ask someone about Derrick Rose's vertical leap." Rose blocks Paul George's jumper
• "I tell you what, Am-and-sand is like a bull in a china shop. He has NO finesse." Lou Amundson turnover
• "Trick or treat, taking your candy, Mr. Hibbert." Rose steals the ball from Hibbert in the post
• "Chicago's finest brew." Ronnie Brewer foul and the bucket
• "I'm a vanilla man. That's too much mustard on the hot dog." No idea

Shit Stacey King Says: January 21, 2012 Bulls vs. Bobcats

Every Bulls game, Stacey King yells a bunch of things

 about a bunch of things and I write them down here.

"Catch phrase!"

• "He's still passing out tickets to the Booze Cruise." Boozer made his first jumpshot
• "They parted that like the Red Sea." There was a driving lane for CJ
• "This is what we call post up right here, like Raisin Bran." Boozer made a baby hook over Mullens
• "Deng-gerous." Luol Deng made a jumpshot
• "Ohhhh no soup for you!" Omer Asik blocked a shot
• "Luol Deng-gerous Deng" Deng put-back dunk
• "Kemba Walker is 6 foot, if that. Maybe if he had heels on."
• He referred to Omer Asik as the Turkish Wall
• "That jumper is wet, Funk. It's wet!" Boozer made a jumper

Shit Stacey King Says: January 20, 2012 Bulls @ Cavs

Every Bulls game, Stacey King yells a bunch of things

 about a bunch of things and I write them down here.

"Catch Phrase!"

• "Heeeeere's Johnny!" John Lucas III made a jumper.
• "Hop aboard the Booz cruise" Carlos Boozer made a layup.
• "Well, Funk, you know what I call that: Heart, hustle, and muscle." On Taj and Noah continuing to play after rolling their ankles.
• "CJ Watson. Elementary, my dear." CJ Watson used a crossover to go by someone.
• "Mouse in the house. Free cheese, Funk." Rip Hamilton scored an and-one by posting up a smaller defender.
• "I don't block a lot of shots, but when I do, it's yours." Stacey talking as if he were Luol Deng after Deng's block on Omri Caspi.
• "Can I get some butter with that roll, CJ WAT-SON-AH?!" CJ made a layup
• "Hah, I think he forgot the rim was 10 feet. Is he shooting on a nerf hoop?" Ramon Sessions bricked a layup.
• "WHAT'S HIS NAME?! MIKE JAMES!" Mike James with an and-one
• "If you're scared go buy a dog, Neil Funk." Talking about Luke Harangody pump faking too much.
• "Yes sir. The White Mamba strikes." Scalabrine hits a jumper.